New Dad Survival Skills Tee | Authorized Coffee Depot Shirt (Est. 2026)

This garment-dyed tee speaks to new dads who run on coffee, campfire stories, and the quiet joy of early parenthood. The soft, lived-in color and heavyweight cotton feel like a favorite right away. A vintage-inspired crest reading “New Dad — Authorized Coffee Depot” pairs coffee and survival imagery, nodding to late-night feeds, early mornings, and the proud, slightly exhausted humor of fatherhood. It sits relaxed over jeans or pajama pants and becomes a go-to for backyard breakfasts, weekend hikes with the little one, or lazy Sundays at home. The result is a shirt that looks worn-in and personal from day one — a wearable badge for coffee-fueled new dads who appreciate comfort and character.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean